The Reconstruction Era: The War of Southern Aggression ends

The Reconstruction Era: The War of Southern Aggression ends

Claiming oppression and unjust subjugation to scientific reasoning and rigor, southerners have risen in arms, and all but defeated the north. By laying waste to the Sheridan Railroad, through which the south’s prisoners sought refuge, the northern population is expected to face a steep decline, as its ravaged capital, Mudd Library, is now unwelcoming with the impending arrival of […]

Two NU-Qatar journalism students arrested after filming gas station explosion

Two NU-Qatar journalism students arrested after filming gas station explosion

By: Charles Rollet   Two journalism students from Northwestern in Qatar were arrested and then released hours later for filming an explosion at a local gas station, Doha News reports. The explosion caused no casualties. Usama Hamed and Mahgoub Karrar, both seniors, appear to have been arrested for filming the police without permission. They were […]

23 Shiba Dogs that Perfectly Describe Northwestern

23 Shiba Dogs that Perfectly Describe Northwestern

By: Chronicle Staff We all know Northwestern has a lot of distinct, quirky subcultures that can sometimes be pretty damn insufferable. And it turns out The Internet has a perfect dog, the Shiba Inu, to represent many of NU’s different groups. Let’s start out with freshmen. Aren’t they awful? Well, yes; that’s a given. But […]

Introducing our summer blog

By: Chronicle Staff   So, even though we resume regular publication in the fall, we’ve decided to publish exclusive summer-only Chrontent™  for our readers. Our summer blog is called “In The Summertime,” just so you can google the video and be hypnotised by Ray Dorset’s glorious sideburns. We’ll be providing you with dispatches from our foreign […]

Brave Journalist Records Sound from Hell

Brave Journalist Records Sound from Hell

By: Chronicle Staff An anonymous user has sent THE CHRONICLE a recording taken from Fisk Hall. Apparently, God has decided to punish Medill by sending theatre majors to practice in its rooms. Click here to listen: SoundFromHell   Our take: a brief glitch in the fabric of spacetime created a portal directly to the ninth circle […]

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