Brave Journalist Records Sound from Hell

By: Chronicle Staff

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An anonymous user has sent THE CHRONICLE a recording taken from Fisk Hall. Apparently, God has decided to punish Medill by sending theatre majors to practice in its rooms.

Click here to listen: SoundFromHell

 

Our take: a brief glitch in the fabric of spacetime created a portal directly to the ninth circle of hell in Fisk. It is now known that the underworld is largely populated by theatre majors who maniacally chant “we’re churning butter” to pass the eternity.

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